Friday, May 9, 2008
I'm still laughing over this one
Poor girl, but you made my life wonderful by laughing at you, HAH!!
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Medical Check Up in Nizhny Novgorod
I don't know if this is normal in the whole Russia, but my god, to make a medical check up in Nizhny Novgorod is so troublesome!!!
So this medical check up is not required if one's not gonna do the summer practicals here. But since I'm not going back to Malaysia, so i have to run for the tests.
At first I thought everything could be done in one day. To my surprise, it took me 2 days and the tests aren't done yet. "THANKS" to the working hours of the departments, I have to go to the stupid hospital again for a few more test.
It's troublesome because I had to go to another building next to the hospital, and I was supposed to get a medical record book from there. So I went there since I was asked to get it over there. After reaching there, I told them that I wanted to get a medical record book. You know what they told me?
"You have to go back to the hospital, pay to the cashier, take the check and come back again"
So fucking tulan la!!!! So I went back to the hospital and paid and then went back again to the building to get the rotten book. They made me waited for almost half an hour there just to find the record book and fill in my details. So there gone my day. Couldn't manage to do any of the tests because the babi there wasted my time.
They could only do some tests at a specific time from 8 - 9.30 am, after this time, nothing can be done already. Since my day was friggin' eaten up by the slowcoach, nothing was done for that day.
I don't know if it was my fault coz I went the first time one day before the Labour's Day and the second time before the Victory Day of Russia. They could not perform tests on me because "TOMORROW IS HOLIDAY". So no one would swab my throat for laboratory investigations, no one would draw my blood for blood test, no one would perform for infectious screening test. They really fucked my brain up!!!
And one funny thing is that they have to fucking draw 2 times of blood in 2 different departments for different test. I wonder why they can't do all test with one tube of blood in one go. So sick. My pain threshold is high but it's not comfortable for the patient. Being fondled superficially too much may cause irritability, needless to say about needles into your flesh and vein for 2 times.
I was asked to see the dermatologist, so I thought "okay it's good! I can ask about my hideous acne"
Wrong!!!
You know what the dermatologist did on me?
She took a curette and asked me to take off my pants, then put the curette into my urethra and scraped. IT WAS SO FUCKING SORE!!!!
And that's the test.
Now I piss with burning sensation without a pathology in my urinary tract.
I tried to control my frequency of going to pee pee, but I couldn't help myself coz I drank water. I wonder if I could get an inflammation perhaps balanitis? Hope everything will be alright HAHAHAHA
But yeah, they're psycho. Though it's a legitimate test, but it's causing a mental perturbation. Shit!
I fucking skipped classes for the medical checkup which was a turned down at last. And they wanted me to go once again on 19th of May.
That's not right.
A waste of time.
And certainly I hope all my test would come out as absence of any pathologies.
So this medical check up is not required if one's not gonna do the summer practicals here. But since I'm not going back to Malaysia, so i have to run for the tests.
At first I thought everything could be done in one day. To my surprise, it took me 2 days and the tests aren't done yet. "THANKS" to the working hours of the departments, I have to go to the stupid hospital again for a few more test.
It's troublesome because I had to go to another building next to the hospital, and I was supposed to get a medical record book from there. So I went there since I was asked to get it over there. After reaching there, I told them that I wanted to get a medical record book. You know what they told me?
"You have to go back to the hospital, pay to the cashier, take the check and come back again"
So fucking tulan la!!!! So I went back to the hospital and paid and then went back again to the building to get the rotten book. They made me waited for almost half an hour there just to find the record book and fill in my details. So there gone my day. Couldn't manage to do any of the tests because the babi there wasted my time.
They could only do some tests at a specific time from 8 - 9.30 am, after this time, nothing can be done already. Since my day was friggin' eaten up by the slowcoach, nothing was done for that day.
I don't know if it was my fault coz I went the first time one day before the Labour's Day and the second time before the Victory Day of Russia. They could not perform tests on me because "TOMORROW IS HOLIDAY". So no one would swab my throat for laboratory investigations, no one would draw my blood for blood test, no one would perform for infectious screening test. They really fucked my brain up!!!
And one funny thing is that they have to fucking draw 2 times of blood in 2 different departments for different test. I wonder why they can't do all test with one tube of blood in one go. So sick. My pain threshold is high but it's not comfortable for the patient. Being fondled superficially too much may cause irritability, needless to say about needles into your flesh and vein for 2 times.
I was asked to see the dermatologist, so I thought "okay it's good! I can ask about my hideous acne"
Wrong!!!
You know what the dermatologist did on me?
She took a curette and asked me to take off my pants, then put the curette into my urethra and scraped. IT WAS SO FUCKING SORE!!!!
And that's the test.
Now I piss with burning sensation without a pathology in my urinary tract.
I tried to control my frequency of going to pee pee, but I couldn't help myself coz I drank water. I wonder if I could get an inflammation perhaps balanitis? Hope everything will be alright HAHAHAHA
But yeah, they're psycho. Though it's a legitimate test, but it's causing a mental perturbation. Shit!
I fucking skipped classes for the medical checkup which was a turned down at last. And they wanted me to go once again on 19th of May.
That's not right.
A waste of time.
And certainly I hope all my test would come out as absence of any pathologies.
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
...No air, No air...
Sigh.....Nizhny games, nizhny games.....
So many things happened prior to its coming. One time about the sponsorship, next time about the money matters, following with problem with buses, then about the account thingy ....... bla bla bla ........
If u're really capable of doing it, then u must make it at least 90% perfectly.
If u're not, then let the others do the job.
If u wanna tell lies, then make sure u're smart enough to cover ur ass up.
If u're not, then better don't tell lies.
I really like this phrase which goes like this :
If you wanna get a 100%, make sure that u're a 150% prepared for it at home
Well, we grew up from the mistakes we've done. You get 1 level up after learning from your mistakes. But I don't encourage making mistakes, of course. Coz only stupid people make mistakes. Yeah and definitely those who've done mistakes really do deserve a second chance.....but if the second chance failed to save one's ass, hence he/she's a real sucker.
I wonder when and who can put these problems to an end.
I like to watch when they're arguing about who's right and who's not, why did this and that happen. It's just fun to have clowns like them around. Without them, life would be way so booooooooriiiiingggggg~~~
At least they make life here go up and down.
PS : I'm a clown myself, ngehehe....
Enough talky about the drama happening here.
I don't know I should brag about this or not, but I'm feeling myself like a celeb lately. Started with singing a song on stage with Taufiq and Amir last year. Thereafter, got literally "booked" here and there, by teachers of course.
I know I know.....that I've got talent, tssk tssk.....but i buried it and kept it low. And i'd finally unleased it, and got lots of positive feedbacks though. I like feedbacks, I like compliments, however I layan the positives only....
I would cry over the bad comments................haha asshole, wait a minute I'm no pussy......anyway, yeah today i've performed on stage again during the Foreign Students' Day. As usual, people who have first seen me performing were shocked pretty well.
"Wow, I never knew that you could sing that well. Way to go, man!" "Man, you definitely sang better than this guy"
"Damn it man, you gotta sing for me sometimes"
"Great voice, you rocked"
Oh how i like quotes like this......it makes me feel a little bit less guilty about myself......for being a douchebag for most of the time,haha
Exam mode is so on now. Just done exam for Dermato-Venerology. And coming up next is Obstetrics, which is like 12 days away from now. I don't know if i could do well for Obstetrics coz it's really complicated by the Nizhny Games, but who to blame if i didn't do well? It'll be definitely me!
Sometimes when all these things come all at once, you feel so tangled inside, messed up, suffocated, no air no air...........................Good lord,i think i should consult a neurologist and a psychologist, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
How marvellous life would be if we could live without stress.....like this song here : No Stress by Laurent Wolf
So many things happened prior to its coming. One time about the sponsorship, next time about the money matters, following with problem with buses, then about the account thingy ....... bla bla bla ........
If u're really capable of doing it, then u must make it at least 90% perfectly.
If u're not, then let the others do the job.
If u wanna tell lies, then make sure u're smart enough to cover ur ass up.
If u're not, then better don't tell lies.
I really like this phrase which goes like this :
If you wanna get a 100%, make sure that u're a 150% prepared for it at home
Well, we grew up from the mistakes we've done. You get 1 level up after learning from your mistakes. But I don't encourage making mistakes, of course. Coz only stupid people make mistakes. Yeah and definitely those who've done mistakes really do deserve a second chance.....but if the second chance failed to save one's ass, hence he/she's a real sucker.
I wonder when and who can put these problems to an end.
I like to watch when they're arguing about who's right and who's not, why did this and that happen. It's just fun to have clowns like them around. Without them, life would be way so booooooooriiiiingggggg~~~
At least they make life here go up and down.
PS : I'm a clown myself, ngehehe....
Enough talky about the drama happening here.
I don't know I should brag about this or not, but I'm feeling myself like a celeb lately. Started with singing a song on stage with Taufiq and Amir last year. Thereafter, got literally "booked" here and there, by teachers of course.
I know I know.....that I've got talent, tssk tssk.....but i buried it and kept it low. And i'd finally unleased it, and got lots of positive feedbacks though. I like feedbacks, I like compliments, however I layan the positives only....
I would cry over the bad comments................haha asshole, wait a minute I'm no pussy......anyway, yeah today i've performed on stage again during the Foreign Students' Day. As usual, people who have first seen me performing were shocked pretty well.
"Wow, I never knew that you could sing that well. Way to go, man!" "Man, you definitely sang better than this guy"
"Damn it man, you gotta sing for me sometimes"
"Great voice, you rocked"
Oh how i like quotes like this......it makes me feel a little bit less guilty about myself......for being a douchebag for most of the time,haha
Exam mode is so on now. Just done exam for Dermato-Venerology. And coming up next is Obstetrics, which is like 12 days away from now. I don't know if i could do well for Obstetrics coz it's really complicated by the Nizhny Games, but who to blame if i didn't do well? It'll be definitely me!
Sometimes when all these things come all at once, you feel so tangled inside, messed up, suffocated, no air no air...........................Good lord,i think i should consult a neurologist and a psychologist, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
How marvellous life would be if we could live without stress.....like this song here : No Stress by Laurent Wolf
Saturday, March 29, 2008
A bad hair day.....
Well it's not as bad as it sounds like. It's just another sunny day with a slightly lower temperature, but it's still cool to me. Like normal days me and my friends took a bus and attend a class in the hospital. It was the last day of the academic rotation for neurology. So everyone in the class was happy. I, Nantha and Farah planned to go for a bowling game while the others had other plans.
We went to a club with bowling centre called "Wizard". It was recommended by Nantha because he said that we could get a student discount using ISIC card. However when we reached there, the counter said that the ISIC card was no longer valid for a discount. We were so disappointed and Nantha got the blame, haha....So I suggested to go to another club with bowling centre near my gym. It's called "Sova" which i think it means "Owl" LOL. No discount was given but at least it's cheaper than the Wizard's which charged for 600 roubles while Sova's charged for 480 roubles.
So we paid for an hour game, which 3 of us managed to bowl for 3 rounds. After bowling, Nantha was rushing us to go back because he was rushed by his "brothers" to go to buy the weekly groceries in a store. While getting ourselves dressed up, Nantha went to the toilet, and I saw there was a condom vending machine there. Since I've never tried buying condoms from a vending machine, so i decided to give it a try.
I put in a note of 50 roubles and press the button for the one i wanted. Down came the condom pack and I showed it to Nantha. He put into his pocket and snatched it away from me. I didn't know about his motive exactly but i think he's so shy to buy a condom pack himself. So he snatched away from me and ran away. I went after him and got him. He told me he'd give me back after his shopping. So I was fine with that.
Not long after reaching the dorm, he called and cried "Kok King, there's nothing inside the box, YOU'VE BEEN CHEATED!!"
Omfg I've been cheated 50 roubles for a box of crap!
I was mentally unstable for a while but i managed to calm myself down.
Lesson learned : Do Not Buy Condoms Via A Vending Machine..........
(if you insist to buy, at least check it before leaving the damned machine!!)
We went to a club with bowling centre called "Wizard". It was recommended by Nantha because he said that we could get a student discount using ISIC card. However when we reached there, the counter said that the ISIC card was no longer valid for a discount. We were so disappointed and Nantha got the blame, haha....So I suggested to go to another club with bowling centre near my gym. It's called "Sova" which i think it means "Owl" LOL. No discount was given but at least it's cheaper than the Wizard's which charged for 600 roubles while Sova's charged for 480 roubles.
So we paid for an hour game, which 3 of us managed to bowl for 3 rounds. After bowling, Nantha was rushing us to go back because he was rushed by his "brothers" to go to buy the weekly groceries in a store. While getting ourselves dressed up, Nantha went to the toilet, and I saw there was a condom vending machine there. Since I've never tried buying condoms from a vending machine, so i decided to give it a try.
I put in a note of 50 roubles and press the button for the one i wanted. Down came the condom pack and I showed it to Nantha. He put into his pocket and snatched it away from me. I didn't know about his motive exactly but i think he's so shy to buy a condom pack himself. So he snatched away from me and ran away. I went after him and got him. He told me he'd give me back after his shopping. So I was fine with that.
Not long after reaching the dorm, he called and cried "Kok King, there's nothing inside the box, YOU'VE BEEN CHEATED!!"
Omfg I've been cheated 50 roubles for a box of crap!
I was mentally unstable for a while but i managed to calm myself down.
Lesson learned : Do Not Buy Condoms Via A Vending Machine..........
(if you insist to buy, at least check it before leaving the damned machine!!)
Thursday, December 27, 2007
A joker in the Hygiene class.....
The class started very calmly and everyone was listening to the old lady babbling in front of the class
"I am a serious hygienist..... DIAPER ZONE (?????) of 400 beds in the hospital is 60 to 300 square meter......bla bla bla......чего смеётесь?(What are you laughing at?)......."
Everyone was tired and wondering why should we study Hygiene and medical prophylaxis subject, which is a total crap.
"SERIOUS HYGIENIST" ........hah, yeah right, serious crap!
Well the aforementioned matter wasn't the bottomline of mine writing this blog. I write this blog as a tribute to the NEW JOKER of the day.
The title of the day was "The Nutritional Assessment and Dietary History - its identification and activity"
Everyone was asked to recopy the form and to fill in the blanks. After filling the "personal details" into the blanks, we had to make a conclusion and give recommendation to the "patient".
So the joker wrote like this
The personal data of his.............this was okay, not stupid enough HAHAHA
The deterioration of the sanity of a good student.........
Way to go ------- HYGIENE!!!
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Sumphero Christmas Concert (After show)
The girl in white is Shariann, the actress of the Daywith Neville, Kok Meng and Me.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holiday!!!
Had a fun christmas concert organised by the christian fellowship of foreign students here in NNSMA. They came out with the name "SUMPHERO" which sounds really cool, but i don't really know what does it mean. Anyways it's NOMB coz im not one of them. Nevertheless i really enjoyed the concert.
Well at first, it was fucking boring. Bored out by the singing performance of a series of songs, like a nonstop medley for about an hour. The singers enjoyed themselves so much on stage, praising their lord, and waiting for the crowd to praise on their "lovely" voices. I could sing better, seriously!! HAHA..... While they were enjoying on stage, people who listened starting to get bored. I fell asleep, oops~ The ear torturing singing section ended about an hour, we were so relieved!
However, the best part of the christmas concert was the sketch casting by :
Shariann
David
Eugenie
Soy Yi
Hearsley
Chipo
Apple
Micheal (just to state a few of them)
It was about the God created human(a girl), giving His love,care and happiness to the human. But after the God has left the girl, the devil approached the girl and lead the girl to the wrong path. Sooner later under the influence of the devil, the girl started to possesed with guys,money,drinking,fashion. She was so disappointed upon her doings that she cut herself and attempted to suicide. She took a gun, pointing at her head. She was confused, she hesitated to kill herself, she recalled the God's love to her....Then she started to realise, she should go back to God's side. She tried to run back to the God, but the devil was pulling her back by calling the Desires to stop her from getting back to the God. But the God is pulling her back as well. She tried to run back to the God for a few times but was stopped by the obstacles. She ran but was pushed by her Desires back to the Devil......but she tried really hard and realising the sins that she commited was a big disaster for her, but she never gave up.....she ran and ran and ran.....and then the God came to the rescue, by blocking her away from her Desires. At last, she managed to go back to the God and lived a better life.
Wow.....i wrote a piece of crap but i hope it's understandable......hahaha
But seriously, Shariann which was the girl, was a real actress.......her movements were so graceful. She's one talented actress. My applause for her......*clap clap clap*
After the sketch, the same ol'caroling came on stage and sang....lalalalalalalala
Kinda peaceful when listening to the christmas carols.
Then we had our dinner there in the hall. The curry chicken(Vino's recipe) was finger lickin' good!
But unfortunately the next day, 60% of the people who had had the dinner got serious diarrhoea, which including me......we had the same symptom which was - awaken by the stomach ache from sleep and went into the toilet. At first we had meteorism, which literally means farting. HAHA my junior told me that the fart was smelly (whose fart smells heavenly?)
Then after farting the diarrhoea came.....shooting out from the asshole.....
The toilet has never been so busy in a day before.......HAHAHAHA
Overall, it was a great night to spend boring routine life studying my stupid upcoming exam - The Hygiene
Nothing is more redundant than the subject Hygiene.
My next entry, hopefully, is about Hygiene......Will tell u guys how redundant it is to cause a nightmare for everybody who is studying in NNSMA.
Once again.....MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAY!!!!
Well at first, it was fucking boring. Bored out by the singing performance of a series of songs, like a nonstop medley for about an hour. The singers enjoyed themselves so much on stage, praising their lord, and waiting for the crowd to praise on their "lovely" voices. I could sing better, seriously!! HAHA..... While they were enjoying on stage, people who listened starting to get bored. I fell asleep, oops~ The ear torturing singing section ended about an hour, we were so relieved!
However, the best part of the christmas concert was the sketch casting by :
Shariann
David
Eugenie
Soy Yi
Hearsley
Chipo
Apple
Micheal (just to state a few of them)
It was about the God created human(a girl), giving His love,care and happiness to the human. But after the God has left the girl, the devil approached the girl and lead the girl to the wrong path. Sooner later under the influence of the devil, the girl started to possesed with guys,money,drinking,fashion. She was so disappointed upon her doings that she cut herself and attempted to suicide. She took a gun, pointing at her head. She was confused, she hesitated to kill herself, she recalled the God's love to her....Then she started to realise, she should go back to God's side. She tried to run back to the God, but the devil was pulling her back by calling the Desires to stop her from getting back to the God. But the God is pulling her back as well. She tried to run back to the God for a few times but was stopped by the obstacles. She ran but was pushed by her Desires back to the Devil......but she tried really hard and realising the sins that she commited was a big disaster for her, but she never gave up.....she ran and ran and ran.....and then the God came to the rescue, by blocking her away from her Desires. At last, she managed to go back to the God and lived a better life.
Wow.....i wrote a piece of crap but i hope it's understandable......hahaha
But seriously, Shariann which was the girl, was a real actress.......her movements were so graceful. She's one talented actress. My applause for her......*clap clap clap*
After the sketch, the same ol'caroling came on stage and sang....lalalalalalalala
Kinda peaceful when listening to the christmas carols.
Then we had our dinner there in the hall. The curry chicken(Vino's recipe) was finger lickin' good!
But unfortunately the next day, 60% of the people who had had the dinner got serious diarrhoea, which including me......we had the same symptom which was - awaken by the stomach ache from sleep and went into the toilet. At first we had meteorism, which literally means farting. HAHA my junior told me that the fart was smelly (whose fart smells heavenly?)
Then after farting the diarrhoea came.....shooting out from the asshole.....
The toilet has never been so busy in a day before.......HAHAHAHA
Overall, it was a great night to spend boring routine life studying my stupid upcoming exam - The Hygiene
Nothing is more redundant than the subject Hygiene.
My next entry, hopefully, is about Hygiene......Will tell u guys how redundant it is to cause a nightmare for everybody who is studying in NNSMA.
Once again.....MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAY!!!!
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