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Thursday, December 27, 2007

A joker in the Hygiene class.....

The class started very calmly and everyone was listening to the old lady babbling in front of the class
"I am a serious hygienist..... DIAPER ZONE (?????) of 400 beds in the hospital is 60 to 300 square meter......bla bla bla......чего смеётесь?(What are you laughing at?)......."
Everyone was tired and wondering why should we study Hygiene and medical prophylaxis subject, which is a total crap.

"SERIOUS HYGIENIST" ........hah, yeah right, serious crap!

Well the aforementioned matter wasn't the bottomline of mine writing this blog. I write this blog as a tribute to the NEW JOKER of the day.

The title of the day was "The Nutritional Assessment and Dietary History - its identification and activity"

Everyone was asked to recopy the form and to fill in the blanks. After filling the "personal details" into the blanks, we had to make a conclusion and give recommendation to the "patient".

So the joker wrote like this



The personal data of his.............this was okay, not stupid enough HAHAHA



The deterioration of the sanity of a good student.........

Way to go ------- HYGIENE!!!

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Sumphero Christmas Concert (After show)

The girl in white is Shariann, the actress of the Day
with Neville, Kok Meng and Me.






Me and Christabelle after the concert.






















Front from left : Rose, Vino, Me


Behind from left : Shouzhi, Xiangyun, Junice


Backdrop : The Sumphero (the flaming cross)













Rose with her name, "miraculously"


appearing on the backdrop.


(She did it on purpose, LOL)
























Merry Christmas and Happy Holiday!!!

Had a fun christmas concert organised by the christian fellowship of foreign students here in NNSMA. They came out with the name "SUMPHERO" which sounds really cool, but i don't really know what does it mean. Anyways it's NOMB coz im not one of them. Nevertheless i really enjoyed the concert.
Well at first, it was fucking boring. Bored out by the singing performance of a series of songs, like a nonstop medley for about an hour. The singers enjoyed themselves so much on stage, praising their lord, and waiting for the crowd to praise on their "lovely" voices. I could sing better, seriously!! HAHA..... While they were enjoying on stage, people who listened starting to get bored. I fell asleep, oops~ The ear torturing singing section ended about an hour, we were so relieved!
However, the best part of the christmas concert was the sketch casting by :
Shariann
David
Eugenie
Soy Yi
Hearsley
Chipo
Apple
Micheal (just to state a few of them)

It was about the God created human(a girl), giving His love,care and happiness to the human. But after the God has left the girl, the devil approached the girl and lead the girl to the wrong path. Sooner later under the influence of the devil, the girl started to possesed with guys,money,drinking,fashion. She was so disappointed upon her doings that she cut herself and attempted to suicide. She took a gun, pointing at her head. She was confused, she hesitated to kill herself, she recalled the God's love to her....Then she started to realise, she should go back to God's side. She tried to run back to the God, but the devil was pulling her back by calling the Desires to stop her from getting back to the God. But the God is pulling her back as well. She tried to run back to the God for a few times but was stopped by the obstacles. She ran but was pushed by her Desires back to the Devil......but she tried really hard and realising the sins that she commited was a big disaster for her, but she never gave up.....she ran and ran and ran.....and then the God came to the rescue, by blocking her away from her Desires. At last, she managed to go back to the God and lived a better life.

Wow.....i wrote a piece of crap but i hope it's understandable......hahaha
But seriously, Shariann which was the girl, was a real actress.......her movements were so graceful. She's one talented actress. My applause for her......*clap clap clap*

After the sketch, the same ol'caroling came on stage and sang....lalalalalalalala
Kinda peaceful when listening to the christmas carols.

Then we had our dinner there in the hall. The curry chicken(Vino's recipe) was finger lickin' good!

But unfortunately the next day, 60% of the people who had had the dinner got serious diarrhoea, which including me......we had the same symptom which was - awaken by the stomach ache from sleep and went into the toilet. At first we had meteorism, which literally means farting. HAHA my junior told me that the fart was smelly (whose fart smells heavenly?)
Then after farting the diarrhoea came.....shooting out from the asshole.....
The toilet has never been so busy in a day before.......HAHAHAHA

Overall, it was a great night to spend boring routine life studying my stupid upcoming exam - The Hygiene

Nothing is more redundant than the subject Hygiene.

My next entry, hopefully, is about Hygiene......Will tell u guys how redundant it is to cause a nightmare for everybody who is studying in NNSMA.

Once again.....MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAY!!!!

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Delivery of fetus - Live Show

I don't know whether this is normal or abnormal, but i was truly thrilled during my first live delivery show ever!!!!
LOL
Well, we're lucky coz we're allowed to watch the delivery in the delivery room.

So, we were asked to change into our scrubs and change the shoes as well. The teacher asked one of us to follow her to the delivery room to wait for the signal and call us down from the classroom. Nantha was the representative and followed her downstairs.

The rest of us were chit-chatting in the classroom like nobody's business(though there was a class in the next door). All of a sudden, Nantha called me to go down to standby for the show. So, we rushed down to the corridor and waited there. Nantha was there sitting and waiting for us. And we continued our chat....bla bla bla.....Then Nantha went in and waited in front of the delivery room again.

Suddenly the teacher came furiously and asked us why did we come down. We were stunned coz we didn't know what the fuck was wrong with going down and waiting there. Then she rushed into the delivery room, looking at Nantha with the fierce eyes.

"Am I younger or you are younger?", shouted her at Nantha.
*I think she meant that are we the teacher or is she the teacher*

I, in fact all of us didn't know what the hell is going on. She chased us out from the delivery room and asked us to go back to the classroom and Nantha was again waiting outside the door of the delivery room. We thought we had no chance to watch the process of delivery ever again because we made her mad.

So we waited in the class and she came in and started to discuss about the topics. When we were in the middle of discussion, both mine and the teacher's mobiles rang and i answered the call. Nantha asked me to go down to the delivery room again. And the teacher said so too after answering the call.

Phew~ we thought we'd never watched the process of delivery anymore. So we went down to the delivery room, took off our labcoats and wore the masks on. After that we entered the delivery room and saw a lady sitting on the delivery chair/table. She looked fine and the doctor and midwife and nurses were there talking crap.

So we stood aside watching the lady. She was shy at first and asked the doctor why were there so many young doctors. The doctor told her that we're interested in watching the process of delivery and we'll become doctors one day. There's something funny about the lady because prior to the delivery she asked for her mobile phone. The midwife took away and told her "your phone is with me, i'll give you back after your baby is out"
So she was okay with it and then the process of pushing started.

The process of pushing through was the most stunning part. We're all staring at the vagina and watched the baby's head coming out from the vagina. We're under a great shock. I didn't know why we were like that, but it's really a stressful situation. After the first and the 2nd pushings, the mother didn't seem to want to push anymore but the baby's head if half way out the vagina. Meaning that the baby was having the risk of hypoxia and death subsequently.

So there's nothing much to do than pushing the mother's abdomen manually using the force from the hands. Our teacher went up the chair and pushed her abdomen, and she was there shouting "It's painful!" But that's the only way to do it so that the baby lives. The mother wasn't really keen to deliver her baby. So after the head of the baby was out, the doctor asked the mother to just breathe and do nothing.

So here comes the process of delivering the body of the baby. The mother was once again pushing and the doctor was very rough. She pulled the baby's head out, pulled the both arms out from the vagina, rotating the baby to come out. Wow we were speechless and again shocked. We thought that the head of the baby would break!!!

After a few minutes of struggle, finally the baby was delivered. Our teacher inserted the suction cord into the baby's mouth and pushed the tube down and down and down. We were shocked again. Then after a while the baby started crying and turned from blue to pink. We could see the face of the mother was pale and she was exhausted and panting. The doctor cut the umbilical cord and examined the baby, then she passed to the the paediatrician for the further investigations.

After the delivery, blood was oozing out from the mother's vagina, like a fountain. Stunned mouth opened again. Then it's the time to push again, but that's the 3rd stage of delivery - the delivery of the placenta (the organ of fetus which supplies nutrients and oxygen through mother's blood via umbilical cord). The placenta was very quickly delivered. Then the doctor checked for any deformities upon the placenta because if one fragment of the placenta went missing, there must be a serious bleeding of the mother in the uterus. Fortunately the placenta was fine and all parts were delivered out of the uterus.

Then our teacher asked the doctor to tear one part of the placenta out, the blood was shooting out from the placenta. That's why if one fragment of the placenta is missing, it means there's a hemorrhage in the uterus. The mother could die due to this hemorrhage.

After that we said thank you to the doctos, midwives and nurses there and went back to the room. When we reached the classroom, the teacher started to discuss about the process of delivery. She told us that the mother wasn't keen to push the baby out. She didn't give any expression when the baby was shown to her, only a nod on the head. She didn't even come to the obstetrical department throughout the pregnancy. She came only prior to her delivery.

Bad mother? Superstitious belief?
Not sure why.....

Unfortunately the baby was born with a cleft lip. But the teacher told us that there are many cosmetics surgery which can be done to repair the cleft lip without problems in the baby's future life.

We were quiet a bit when we reached the room coz we're still shocked by the whole process.

But one thing for sure is, this is not an everyday-show. So I'm glad that i could see it for my own eyes........IT'S LIVE, MAN!!!

Sunday, October 7, 2007

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Mysterious wall-banging sound.....

I was watching the taiwanese program, alone, that night until 4am as i was preparing for the credit test the next morning for internal medicine. A mysterious banging sound on the wall was heard. I figured why someone's knocking against the wall at 4 in the morning. Was it too loud the volume?

So without thinking, I banged back against the wall. At first i thougt the volume was too loud that Wan Ying was disturbed as her bed is put beside the wall. Then, fine, i turned down the volume and continue my studies and program.

After that, the sound came again, so my reflex was banging the wall again. 4am i went to sleep.

The next night, the sound appeared again, banging the wall....so i thought that Wan Ying must be really pissed now coz the intensity of the sound increased.

20/09/2007 10.15pm
To Wan Ying :
"Oi i very noisy meh,why knock wall?"

Then I received the call from Wan Ying after texting her.....

"Hey what were you talking about? I'm not in the room right now, don't frighten me, I'm at Ciou Perng's!!"

Weird, the banging sound I'm sure it's coming from the next door. Strange enough, so i called her to come up and listen.

While waiting for her to come up, i was stunned and sitting in the bed, like a stone watching the program.

Then she came, with the same expression as on phone. "hey are u kidding me, seriously, don't frighten me, i hate people banging the wall!"

"If u don't believe me, u can just sit and listen"

We sat down and waited for a few seconds, and the sound came again "bam bam bam"......

To confirm whether the sound was from he room or not, she asked Chiou Perng to go over to her room and bang against the wall. Yup, it's confirmed that the sound was coming over from her room. And vice versa, i went over to her room and listen whether the sound can be conducted to her room as well. Yup, it could be conducted there.

Weird enough, she told me that maybe there's someone been buried inside the wall facing my room and banged on the wall, in a kidding way of course.

But still the mystery remains unsolved and the sound can still be heard every night.

I hope there's no one being buried inside my wall......Hallelujah

"All-powerful God, pardon all the sins of your unworthy servant. Give me constant faith and power so that, armed with the power of Your holy strength, I can attack this cruel evil spirit in confidence and security..."

HAHA!!!!

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Mer-de-ka....I'm-leaving-ya!!!



"MeRdEkA.....mErDeKa.....MERdeka", yelled our PM with his quaking and quacking voice when the clock struck at 00:00 31/8/2007.


(Merdeka = Freedom/Independence in Malay)




Well, it's quite disappointing watching it on TV because it wasn't as happening as last year's. I expected fireworks with colorful flames in the sky of KL, but to my disappointment there wasn't any.....Luckily i got the chance to see it in the sky of my city. I enjoyed the moment when the clock struck on 00:00 coz my family and relatives were together in my livingroom and cheered "Merdeka" following the PM, which afterwards when i thought back was kinda funny. HAHA




Anyway, I was kinda busy that day packing my luggages. What frustrated me was no matter how many things i've reduced from the luggage, the weight weighed the same......funny but weird, so i gave it up and the weight stayed at 31kg. That night i didn't sleep for the whole night, for the reason that my mum didn't wash my 3 clothes, so i gotta wash them myself and blew them dry with my sister's hairdryer LOL....It wasn't my mum's fault actually, I shouldn't started packing on last minute, yeah considered that was my fault. But i still feel mad that why did she forget about the clothes to wash HAHA childish me....




That morning I was supposed to arrive at the airport 2 hours before the departure,guess what i arrive 1 hours before departure. All my friends had already checked in their stuff into the aircraft, luckily a new counter was opened when i was queueing up on the long line. That's my lady luck, hee hee. Ok, after that i had to wait for my relatives and my eldest sister to come because they wanted to send me away, you know, like the old tradition saying goodbye and taking pictures bla bla bla....

Then i ran into the customs checking and ran to the gate. When i was about the step into the gate, my brother called me and said "hey bro, mum is taking your jacket" I was thinking like "what the fuck!". So i ran back to them and took it(i was so furious,lol) go through customs checking again. This time the line was even longer, and yet some aunties were trying to overtake my place. I asked them:" where are u going auntie?" She replied:"To Medan" I asked again:"what time is your flight" She replied:"9.05am" I told her:"mine is leaving in 5 minutes,can i go first?".......Of course she had to let me go first!!!!




Then i ran there again like a mad cow,sweaty and panting.....boarded into the aircraft and flew away to Bangkok.




Reached Bangkok after 3 hours' flight. Had a quickie in the toilet with my juniors, then rushed we go to the boarding gate. During the customs checking some of my juniors had problems with the handcarry luggage and had to threw away some stuff. While i was waiting for them i went to a bench, put my jacket on the bench, kept my passports(with old one just in case) in to my backpack. We went to the boarding gate once everyone had passed the customs. It was a long way to the damned gate, luckily there're escalators to save up our energy. Reached the gate after 8 minutes, went into it and sat down to rest. When it's ready to board into the aircraft I realised that my jacket wasn't with me, it's hanging on the bench earlier......Shit! i went out from the boarding gate and walked as fast as i could with my heavy backpack(running would be hideous haha).....my legs were so exhausted because there's no escalator going the other direction, so i had to walk. Walking took about 13 minutes to reach the bench. I saw 2 Arabians sitting on the bench and i didn't see my jacket. I was so nervous and sad. I approached them and saw one of them leaning on jacket( no wonder i couldn't see it). I asked if that's their's and took it away......Ok another marathon run, 8 minutes to get there, luckily Nantha, Thanam and Sarviss were waiting for me, i felt so happy haha. Sweaty and panting and boarded into the aircraft......




After 9 hours' flight I'm finally in Russia, a place where i have to turn into bookworm.....again another time




Monday, August 6, 2007

Surgical department => Medical department

Today was the my last day posting in the surgical department. At last I felt the amicableness of the department......well it was only from 2 doctors - Dr Kelvin and Dr Fazliza(i think this is her name) and the nurse Kak Inchom.

In fact, I first went to the Medical department because I thought my duration of posting in Surgical department had come to the end. I reported myself to the head of nurse in medical department and met with the 2 friends from Penang Medical College. They told me that yesterday everybody was screwed by the attendant during the wards' round. No one was being left out, from the MO to HO to nurses to medical students. Luckily I was absent coz I was lazy to work there like a jackass. Then I went to see the cranky head of the medical department,DR. SUNITA.
"Good Morning Dr, I'm going to do the placement here today."

*her weird look up at me*

"Do you have any letter to show me?"

*hand out the letter*

"You must report youself to Dr. XXX....oh nono he's not in....report yourself to Dr. Saravanan at K8 tomorrow"

"Can I do it today?"

*her cranky face wide eyes*

"YOU MUST DO WHATEVER MY DIRECTOR ASKED YOU TO DO,COME ON THE DATE DESIGNATED!"

"Thank you Dr."

*left the room*

What the fuck, I didn't care, I went to the ward again, and met MeiShan from Ukraine. It was her first day too. We had nothing to do. We were rounding the ward like wandering ghosts, looking at patient's history records and the clinical findings, it was fucking boring.....again! So we decided to go to the Surgical out patients department(SOPD) to see something in the clinic. So we went downstairs and to the clinic of Dr. Kelvin. He permitted us to observe and examine the patients.

He's one good doctor who's not cranky not moody not snobbish not boring not ugly....most importantly HE'S FUNNY and a GOOD TEACHER. He treated patients nicely and humorously. He speaks hokkien which makes things go easier in communication. His friendliness and kindness made him a goodlooking and confident doctor!~

The most common case there was BREAST LUMP, that means I've touched BREASTSSSSS. Old and young all touched, lalalalalala~ Also I've seen herniae, umbilical hernia and inguinal hernia, and also examined the patients. We talked about Dr. Cranky SUNITA too!!!!

Dr. Kelvin said "She's not a kind person" *chuckles*
And I said "She has history of psychotic problem"
Dr. Kelvin said "She must have missed the medication of schizophrenia" *laughs*

Dr. Kelvin also told the HO Dr Fazliza that if she joined the other departments for example medical department, she'd be screwed nicely and the MO would put all the blames on the HO like when being asked "Who did this?" MO answered "I told the HO not to do this already" while in fact it's the MO's fault. He said that in Surgical department at least the MO will try to cover the HOs' asses, so that it would be happier to work in the department.

I would like to work in such condition of blame-free and friendly environment, don't u agree?

12.30pm - last patient, after that we were so happy that the time was over and it's also time for BRUNCH. Everyone walked outta the clinic and we said farewell to Dr. Kelvin ,Dr. Fazliza and Dr. Christopher.

Before leaving, Dr. Kelvin gave us some advices. He said study what u must know and remember all that u've studied. In the exam, it's 90% depended on LUCK because we won't know who'll be our examiner. Who knows our examiner will be *ahemmm* Dr. Cranky.....He also invited us to go back to the department after graduation so that he has some HO to bully. Well he was kidding, he said who knows he'll be an unfriendly fierce doctor in the future. He asked us to remind him if we meet him again coz he'll forget us, HAHA!!!!

I brought Meishan home with my car because she didn't have a car and she didn't wanna wait for her parents to come. On the way to her house, we've chatted so much and we also planned to go to the RedBox Karaoke Lounge coz she said that she likes to sing but she sings suck! LOL well her voice while talking is kinda suckky too.......

Looking forward to go there for an out loud singing in the lounge.

Going to a senior's birthday celebration at Bukit Tambun on Wednesday night, it's gonna be great!!!!!

Sunday, August 5, 2007

Sakuranbo - Ai Otsuka





Aishiau futari shiawase no sora
Tonari dooshi anata to atashi sakuranbo

Techou hiraku to mou ni-nen tatsu naa tte
Yappa jikkan suru ne nandaka teretari suru ne
Sou iya hidoi koto mo sareta shi
Hidoi koto mo yutta shi
Nakami ga ippai tsumatta amai amai mono desu

Naki naki no ichinichi ya jitensha no tabi ya
Kakiara wasere nai
Datte ooin da mon!

Egao saku kimi to tsunagatte tai
Moshi ano mukou ni mieru mono ga aru nara
Aishiau futari shiawase no sora
Tonari dooshi anata to atashi sakuranbo

Morattara mono wa sou ai wo kanji
Ageta mono wa mochiron zenryoku no ai desu
Yappa ii mon da yo ne kyoudou sagyou batsu GEEMU
Omoi gake naku rekishi wa sara ni fukai keredo

Hitotsu demo kaketetara ton demo nai
tari nai tari nai! tari nai!! futari no kizuna

Egao saku kimi to dakiattetai
Moshi tooi mirai wo yosou suru no nara
Aishiau futari itsu no toki mo
Tonari dooshi anata to atashi sakuranbo

Egao saku kimi to tsunagatte tai
Moshi ano mukou ni mieru mono ga aru nara
Aishiau futari shiawase no sora
Tonari dooshi anata to atashi sakuranbo

(Mou ikkai!!)

Egao saku kimi to dakiattetai
Moshi tooi mirai wo yosou suru no nara
Aishiau futari itsu no toki mo
Tonari dooshi anata to atashi sakuranbo
Aishiau futari itsu no toki mo
Aishiau futari itsu no toki mo
Tonari dooshi anata to atashi sakuranbo

Friday, August 3, 2007

Visit Malaysia 2007 (VMY 07)

If anyone STILL interested in travelling to Malaysia, check this out :-
http://www.malaysiavisit.blogspot.com/

Don't be affected by the "Negarakuku"
Malaysia is still a beautiful country.......HAHAHAHAHAHA

Negaraku....Negarakuku

Recently i received a link to youtube from a friend of mine. The video clip is called "Negarakuku" which literally means "Dick country" in my own interpretation.
Well,i called it "Dick country" coz back in childhood ---
Kuku = dick
I think the songwriter of the song thought like that tooo,haha

The song was actually modified from the original Malaysia National Anthem "Negaraku" into a rap style R&B version "NegarakuKU". It's shocking but at the same time impressive that the songwriter/singer made that song out criticizing the government and the native Malays. But he told the press that he was trying to promote Malaysia by telling people about the dark side of the country. IT WAS A BRAVE MOVE, U'VE GOT GUTS MAN!!!

According to him, Hong Kong produced films about the Gangsterism there, and attracted alot of tourists to visit Hong Kong just to see the real thing(but in his mtv there's neither famous actor nor actress, how to attract people to come and visit ler ,hihi)

I'm not a big racist but i wouldn't agree more coz i found it so true but somehow he exaggerated it. The whole song deserves a 80/100. HAHA and i especially like this part :-

这个国家 我很喜欢 早上五点 还有Morning Call会叫我起床 有时几间一起唱
听起来好像情歌对唱 声音熬来熬去像唱R&B一样 虽然他们有时唱到走声
虽然他们有时还会唱到破声
有些声音像公鸡 可是比公鸡早起床 这样我们才会知道准备上课上班

Translation :-
"I like this country very much
Morning call at 5 am to wake me up
We sing together if there's time
Sounds like love song duet
The voice 'ao' here 'ao' there like singing R&B
Though sometimes they sing out of tune
Though sometimes they sing till voice breaks
Some sing like cock
But wake up earlier than cock
Like this,we know when is to be prepared to go to school or to work"

This is so funny. Also, i know how he feels coz i used to live near a mosque.
Morning call at 5, it's so freaking true......

The song ended up with "Please don't sue me, I don't have money" *big laugh*

The video is in my Kochi-Vid panel but if it failed to open, try this link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsyJemOf0xg

SORRY FOLKS IT'S IN CHINESE


Here's the lyric in chinese :

我爱我的国家 Negarakuku (2007大馬觀光年主題曲)
Negaraku NegarakukuNegaraku
NegarakukuNegaraku Negarakuku
我爱我的国家 有国才有家有家才有我 站在这边跟你大声唱歌
你麦kia虽然我每次骂粗话我的歌 就像榴莲一样 硬硬尖尖 只是看你敢不敢打开 看看里面的真相他可以很臭 也可以很香只是看你有怎样的鼻炕
我们的警察叫做MATA 因为他们的眼睛很亮新年一到 他们就很努力拿住笔
可是很少会跟你开单因为他们口很渴 需要喝茶还有Kopi O
要不要加糖如果加糖 他们的嘴巴会甜甜跟你微笑你需要离开的时候他会跟你TATA
Negaraku tanah tumpahnya darahku
Rakyat Hidup bersatu dan maju
这种现象 不需要改善也不用加强 警民合作一杯咖啡感情不会散
我西北SUKA至少不会回家收到三万我爸爸一定赌懒 我一定欠干
没有车给我驾怎么办 这次西北够力
没有车 我要怎样出去玩
没有车 我要怎样打野战
没有车 我要怎样看阿瓜
这个国家 我很喜欢早上五点 还有Morning Call会叫我起床有时几间一起唱
听起来好像情歌对唱 声音熬来熬去像唱R&B一样 虽然他们有时唱到走声
虽然他们有时还会唱到破声
有些声音像公鸡 可是比公鸡早起床 这样我们才会知道准备上课上班
不要怪 政府只是照顾土族 不要怪 我们没有受到公平照顾
这样才能证明我们华人不怕吃苦 这样才能训练我们逆境寻找出路
不要觉得他们的标准 很奇怪因为这样反而表现我们 很厉害没有被宠坏的小孩 才不会依赖
不然你看有人到现在 还没有断奶
Rahmat Bahagia Tuhan Kurniakan
Raja Kita Selamat Bertakhta
Rahmat Bahagia Tuhan Kurniakan
Raja Kita Selamat Bertakhta
躲在政府部门里面的人更厉害他们做什么事情都可以慢慢来
就算排队的人等到要骂 臭Lelai他们的心情还是一样自由自在
有时Kuih都拿出来他吃他的娘惹 Kuih 你的队继续排就算你真的骂臭Lelai 也不要紧
因为旁边的Guard他在做梦 他不会鸟你的啦
他们把头包起来 慢慢走慢慢过马路 你家车经过还要小小让路最重要活得开心
最重要活得舒服不要学华人一样整天忙忙碌碌 西北辛苦这个精神我们真的不能不佩服
因为这个就是他们生活的态度(态度 态度)
这首歌我都在讲好话相信你们赌懒我的人 现在你们一定很喜欢
世界很和平 很有希望没有人受伤 也没有很乱你很高贵 你很高雅大便很香
不会骂粗活你们最HighClass 整天耍浪漫听光良品冠 可是人家都已经跑去了台湾
独中生毕业 要进Local大学西北难其实这件事情我们更不需要赌懒
这个其实是政府的一个伟大计划 他要我们到处跑 出国自己找希望然后学习东西回来报答国家
这个计划真的是 好到没有话讲世界各地都会看到Malaysia的Gina 好像逃难一样 西北爽
2007 马来西亚搞观光华人文化统统拿出来宣传 独中生政府根本不想管文凭丢Longkang
像我一样中化毕业去了台湾学了东西 准备回去报答国家我站在台北路边拿住Guitar
可是我的嘴巴 还是一样唱
Rahmat Bahagia Tuhan Kurniakan
Raja Kita Selamat Bertakhta


Here's the translation :-

2007 Visit Malaysia Year Theme SongI Love My CountryNegaraku
(Repeat) Check it out, yo, yo, yo.
(Repeat) Negaraku, Negarakuku.
I love my country, only when you have a country you have a home
Only with a home then there will be me, standing here with you Loudly singing, don’t be afraid
Even though I curse all the time My song, is just like the durian Tough and spiky, only To see if you dare to open it, to look at the truth inside
It can be very stinky, it can be very fragrant It only depends on what kind of nostrils you have.
Our police is called Mata Because they have very shiny eyes Once it’s New Year, they will be very hard working Holding pens but they will rarely write you a receipt
Because they are thirsty, they need to drink tea Also kopi-O, want to add sugar?
If they add sugar, their mouths will sweetly smile at you
When you are leaving They will even go “Tata.”
NegarakuTanah tumpahnya darahku
Rakyat hidup bersatu dan maju.
This phenomenon, doesn’t need any improvements
Neither does it need strengthening, the police and the people work together
A cup of coffee keeps our relationship temperate I so very suka(like)
At least I won’t go home and receive a saman (fine or ticket)
My dad would sure be pissed I would also kiang kan (swear word in Hokkien for “deadmeat”), With no car to drive What to do, this time so very kao lat (an expression, something like bad)With no car, how do I go out and play?
With no car, how do I wage “wild war”? (I don’t know what it means but I assume it has something to do with a girl)
With no car, how do I go and watch ah kua? (transvestites/shemales)
This country, I like it very much.
5 in the morning There’s even a morning call to wake me up
Sometimes a few of them will sing together When you listen to it, it’s like a love duet
The voice ululates like an R&B song
Even though sometimes they sing until it’s out of tune
Even though sometimes they even sing until their voices break
Some sound like cockerels, but they wake up earlier than them
This way we can know the time to get ready for class and for work
Don’t blame, the government only takes cares of the natives
Don’t blame, we don’t receive equal care
Only this way we can prove that we Chinese are not afraid of hard work
Only this way we can train ourselves to find a solution during hard times
Don’t feel weird about their standards Because this only shows that we are smart (or capable)Children who are not spoilt will not be dependant
Because you see some children are still not weaned off breast-feeding.
Rahmat bahagiaTuhan kurniakan
Raja kitaSelamat bertakhta.
People who hide in government departments are even better (even more capable)
They can do everything so slowly Even when people are queuing, are cursing chao lelai ("lelai" is the imitation of local vulgar word "cibai",i think he censored by using lelai...haha! "chao" means stinky)
They’re chill and unfazed Sometimes they even bring out their kuih(cakes)
They eat their nyonya kuih More people will continue queuing up
Even when you curse chao lelai it doesn’t matter Because the guard at the side is dreaming
And he won’t tolerate with you one lah.
They wrap up their heads; walk slowly and cross the road slowly
When you pass in the car you even have to let them pass first The most important thing is to live happily; the most important thing is to live comfortably
Don’t be like the Chinese Busy the whole day, very tough We really cannot NOT admire this spirit Because this is their attitude in life.
(Attitude, attitude)
I’ve been saying good things in this song I believe those of you who are pissed at me will like me now The world is peaceful, and full of hope No one is hurt, there aren’t any riots
You’re so classy, you’re so elegant Your shit smells so nice, and you don’t curse
You guys are the most high class, every day it’s just romancing
Listening to Guang Liang Pin Guan (this local Chinese artiste) But they already ran to Taiwan Private school students graduate It’s so very tough to get admitted into local universities Actually we don’t have to get pissed about this issue Actually this is the a very noble plan by the government They want us to explore the world, to find new opportunities for ourselves
To learn things and come back and repay the country This is plan is so great, I can’t quibble about it All over the world you can see Malaysia’s children They’re like refugees, so very happy
2007, Malaysia’s having Visit Malaysia Year The Chinese culture is brought out and paraded The government doesn’t even care about private school students The certificate is thrown into the longkang (drains), just like me
Graduated and went to Taiwan Learned about things, and got ready to come back to repay my country I stood on the streets of Taipei with my guitar But my mouth still sings.
Rahmat BahagiaTuhan kurniakan
Raja kita Selamat bertakhta.


Literal translation by NICOLE FOO
but i've made some changes in the lyric coz i think she didn't understand the dialect so much(I think im so much better HAHA)
However all credits to her coz i've saved so much time hurting my brain for the translation

So that's all, it's a long post for a beginner :D :D

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Wazzuppppp bloggers buggers~~~

Hmmm...
Everyone has a blog, so i figured i should have one.
Now that i've owned one, but i don't know what should i do.....Okay,should i introduce myself?
Argh...it's my blog anyway, why should i ask???? *moron*
I'm Kochi which happens to be my nick given by my friend when we first met. Well the name is actually derived from my chinese name which sounds like "Guo Ching".
Guo Ching -> Kochi ------ Not Bad Huh!!!
Therefore.......just call me "Kochi".
Oh, im liking this nickname more and more each day, haha!

Ok, enough about my nickname....Next!

I'm a medical student, currently a 4th year student (another 2 and a half agonizing years)in Nizhny Novgorod, Russia. I'm not a brilliant student but im trying to be one (hehe,as if i could xD ).
Oh yes, why "agonizing"??? Because it's so tough ('coz, again, im not a brilliant student) to me, that means i have to work extra harder than the other guys with big brains (big brain? am i even a medical student?) The place where i study is full of hypocrites "No, I didn't study anything yesterday night"->this is the most famous phrase that is used by almost every medical students except for a few of them. Well i'm not being sensitive or jealous, but i just hate people like this.

I have a sweet pretty girl friend, she's sexy, she's supportive, she's elegant, she's clever (yes she's one of the brilliant students), and SHE COOKS DARN GOOD!
She's the best thing that happened in my life, I love her so much!!
We've been through some tough times but we managed to save this relationship up. I'm not romantic but she's okay with it but im not very sure if this is a good sign...LOL
I'll post her pic up here soon haha

I'm having summer hols now, but it's kinda boring....old friends are studying somewhere else and left not many of them staying around the town. Also i have to do the summer practical work in the hospital which i find it's totally rot!!!! " Stupid guy" is the right word to describe myself, no one even cares if im there or not, like im totally invisible, dammit.....i shouldn't do it here, should have done it in Russia.

I won't be coming back to Malaysia in 2008. I would most probably go somewhere else for vacation. Currently in plan is to Poland, Germany and Netherlands. Also I'll be going to St Petersburg with Joyoki and her parents,and Jeremy. IT'S GONNA BE FUN!!!!!!