Wednesday, November 26, 2008
In the psychiatry hospital, even the toilet bowls were special than of any others -
The first time I went into this toilet, I didn't know where to stand to pee.
I don't know whether the psycho patients painted the backdrop or the hospital hired some artists back to draw like a kid. Freaky but I loved it.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
The best UPSR essay 2007
Essay of a 4th grade student
That morning was morning week. Weather was so cold that it reached the freezing point. That's why I did not take bath because the water in the tank became ice and the water did not wanna come out from the pipe because it froze inside the pipe tube. That morning I had breakfast with my family in a bonfire because couldn't bear the coldness.
After that, my mom asked me to accompany her to the market. But I didn't wanna. After my mom stabbed my abdomen repeatedly with a fork I agreed to follow her. We walked as far as 120 kilometers because the market was situated 128 kilometers away from my house. 8 kilometers before reaching the market I saw a container truck sped from behind. It hit my mom.
My mom fell from the cliff. She shouted "Adoi!". After that my mom came up again and ran after the truck. I also ran behind my mom because I scared that my mom hit the truck in return. The driver saw us running after him. He sped even faster which was equivalent to the speed of light. We had to chase faster than him which was double the speed of light. My mom managed to block the front wheel of the truck. The truck went out of control and hit the road divider and then ran into a ferry. The ferry was halved.
The 100 passengers of the ferry all died. The captain of the ferry was very mad. He turned into Ultraman and fired at the truck driver. The driver pressed on a special button in his truck..the truck turned into Transformer robot. They fought in the air. My mom was very unhappy. She then rented a helicopter from Genting Highlands and flew to the scene. She hit the captain who had turned into Ultraman.
The captain was frightened and turned back into human form again and fell down to the road. The captain broke into pieces. The truck driver was frigtened after seeing that. So he apologized to my mom. He wanted a handshake. But my mom was still mad. She lowered the helicopter and cut the driver's hands with the helicopter's fan. The driver shouted "Adoi!" and fell down on earth. My mom sent the helicopter back to Genting Highlands. When she got back to the scene, she whacked the driver with her handbag scolding the driver in English.
The driver couldn't answer because my mom spoke in white people's language. So the driver died. After a while, the police car arrived. She reported the tragic incident to the police station. All the police officers in the police station was shocked and died. The crowd was around the scene to know what had happened. The officer in charge shouted with a sound amplifier. The crowd was shocked and they all died.
After that my mom asked me to go to the market to avoid death of more innocent. In the market, my mom told the butcher about the accident. The butcher and the businessmen around heard the story and shocked and then died. Me and my mom ran back home. Because too exhausted once arrived at home we died too. That's the scariest/nastiest accident I've ever seen before I died.
*Sorry for the bad Malay, but I think i scored 95%*
Monday, November 17, 2008
Karangan budak darjah 4
Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk.
Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu. Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang. Dia melanggar emak saya.
Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit “Adoi!”. Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.
Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.
Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit “Adoi..!” dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak saya menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.
Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.
Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.
Well done to the media!!!!!
Thursday, November 13, 2008
This wasn't my first time in a psych ward, but it still creeped me out like hell. They have doors without knobs (the knobs were supposed to be there, but they removed the knobs to create the lockdown ones). Many doors indeed at the entrance. We even saw a cracked glass door at the innermost door. So that's never a good thing.
The doors were accessible only with special keys.
So while we were visiting the patients' wards, suddenly this psycho girl in purple robe bumped into Shou Zhi and Rose, mumbling something about "Po ruski.....po ruski??"
Both of them were freakin' out and the purple girl got closer and closer in front of Rose and repeated the same phrase again.
This psycho girl has droopy eyes, messy Brunette hair, some white particles around her mouth angle and obviously psycho problem.
So we left the ward and headed to the nurse's room. Ivan Borisovich introduced us some antipsychotic drugs like neuroleptics, antidepressants, tranquilizers bla bla bla...
Then suddenly this purple girl came to the door and holding a packet of Dobriy juice and mumbled something again. Rose was freaked out, again.
LOL. Then purple girl walked away and we laughed a little. It's bad but we couldn't help it but to laugh at Ms Purple.
We even talked about the white particles at her mouth angle.
Shouzhi said - "That the food she ate laa..."
I asked him then - "How you know? You leh~(licked) her is it?"
Then after the excursion, while we're walking back to our class, Faiz told us something really hilarious that he himself couldn't bear with that joke.
He told Rose while Ms Purple was approaching her "The girl in purple robe is coming to KILL you!!!"
Then Rose demonstrated a freaked out look and hid behind Faiz.
It's scary but it's funny to be in the psych ward.
Looking forward for more funny patient (not meant to be funny, but again, we can't help it)
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
I could hear sound coming from outside, people cooking in the kitchen.
Sunday, November 2, 2008
The video alone was 2 hours long, so we decided to watch it later. We were so boring and one of us suggested to play a game to kill the boredom.
There's no more game except for BINGO which was actually easy to play and no instrument was required. The only thing we needed was pieces of papers.
So what's BINGO?
Most of us knew what it is. But for those who had not played it before, here's how it works.
1) Take out a piece of paper with boxes.
2) Make a 5 x 5 box for 25 numbers (1-25).
3) Randomly write the 25 numbers to any small boxes in the 5 x 5 box.
4) Players take turns to call a number and then all players should cancel the number out from the box.
5) Players who have 5 numbers cancelled out in a row (vertically or diagonally) get a "B", the next cancellation of 5 numbers in a row - an "I" is obtained, and so on and so forth until you have all B.I.N.G.O.
6) The first player to have all 5 rows of numbers cancelled out, call BINGO immediately!
* There may be some other players who have BINGO! at the same time, so you need to shout it out loud as soon as you have BINGO the game.*
So now you know how BINGO works.
After a few rounds of BINGO, we decided to change to another game called "Warship". Intrigued????
Here's how it works :
1) Labelled vertical row and horizontal row with coordinates (depends on how big your battlefield is). For example, vertical row with A-J, horizontal row with 1-10.
2) Now you must have 1 aircraft carrier, 2 cruisers and 4 crusaders (or more as you wish).
3)Designate how many boxes do you want for aircraft (large), cruisers (medium), crusaders (small). Say 10 boxes for aircraft, 7 boxes for cruisers and so on.
*you can draw your forces in rectangle/square/pyramid/L/7 etc as you wish*
4) Now 2 teams have to attack the opponent's forces by calling the coordinates like A-10, J-4, C-2 etc.
*you can attack your own coordinates where your ships lay.*
5) If one ship had been destroyed, teams should say "aircraft/cruiser/crusader down!"
6) The team whose ships have not ALL been destroyed, wins the game.
The games would have gone on and on if the MMC delegates didn't come. They were the world biggest super mega ultra buzzkillers to our class. It was intense and we didn't enjoy much of our first day in Traumatological department, despite playing games for the whole day.
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